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hello, I'm Ash and I rly love pizza.


rikmayallinthetardis:

Asexuals are people who do not experience sexual attraction to other people. However,

  • asexuals can have sex
  • asexuals can enjoy sex
  • asexuals can have sex to please their partner
  • asexuals can want to have sex, they just don’t find other people sexually attractive
  • asexuals can experience aesthetic attraction and sensual attraction (and look those up if you don’t know what they are)

bilboo-swaggins:

Fandom Losers: OH MY GOD EBOLA???? ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?? WE ARE PREPARED we will surVIVE!!!! Rise up suPERwhOLOCKS!

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tuiteyfruityundead:

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

MORE INTERESTED IN DRAGONS

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compu-ter:

[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS EVERY KITTEN IN THE WORLD]

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bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

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raspbeary:

me: ahh yes im an artist…. i specialize in drawing characters against white backgrounds with little to no body movement, the ¾ angle is my forte. comfort zone whats that?

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Dear friends of Tumblr,

i-lost-my-shoe-again:

tardis-peach:

mortally-challenged:

sorryimjessi:

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

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is that fucking martin freeman

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

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scrawlvitus:

correction: i knew, i knew the whole time plz say somethiNg nice TO ME plEA

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lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

(via heroin-ghost)



missthneed:

u ever fall in love with an art style?? like an art style crush?? like you see anything drawn in that style and you swoon??

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Straight White Boy Problem #462

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

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